I CAN MOONWALK!
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Downstairs neighbor just asked me to tell people when they jump off the balcony next time not to land on her flowers
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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