Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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