yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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