I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I need to stop getting so drunk at bowling
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
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