How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
My dad just said "fuck circus"
This was the first funeral I've ever attended where I had to pee behind a bush cuz someone was passed-out drunk in the locked bathroom. Steve would have been proud.
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