3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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