Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
