You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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