You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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