I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
Someone shattered a urinal.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
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