Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
"Are we not going to talk about how you got so drunk that you swallowed someone's pet gold fish, whole?"
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Randomize
