drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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