can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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