hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
At least drunk me was smart enough to stash toilet paper in my bag before I started my walk home. Finally countless squat pees and wiping with grass taught me to be prepared.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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