Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
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