I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
Randomize