Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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