did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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