Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Threesome in a minivan. New low
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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