i just walked in on my sister drunkenly sobbing to sarah mclachlan. its time for an intervention.
didn't that happen to you last weekend?
shut up.
so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
we're making bets on your personal life
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Randomize
