Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
he puts the penis in happiness.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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