Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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