Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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