What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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