I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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