That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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