I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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