When I got to his place, he served wine and cheese and made me sit on the balcony while he read his poetry to me. He cockblocked himself.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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