She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
i dont even know how to be here
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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