handjob tips. give me some.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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