Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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