The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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