your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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