fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
Okay so if I'm going to keep referring to my hangover in the third person it needs a name.
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
