i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I passed out with my wizard stick taped to my hands and got woken up being poked with a St. Bernard
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
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