One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
you never un-have a 4some
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
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