So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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