If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Come on. I'll make you hot pockets. Literally and sexually.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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