i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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