Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
Im part way to drunk.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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