i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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