come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Do you think I threw out my left shoulder during the keg stand or the stripper pole? It's medically relevant my chiropractor wants to know.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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