On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
My dad just called from upstairs on the house phone to tell me to bring him a beer. You tell me how I am.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
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