brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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