Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
I had sex on a sidewalk in downtown Chicago... I don't think I have anymore morals to lose.
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
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