she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Your topless pictures make me question reality
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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