The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?
Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
So when I eventually, if ever, find someone I'd like to marry, do you think having people fly to africa for a lion king themed wedding is too much?
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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