Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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