ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
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