Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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