Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
In other news, I just threw up my burrito and am currently on all fours literally crawling back to my bed
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I think I just sharted jello shots
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