So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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