why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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