no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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