guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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