Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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