It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
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