I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Clearly you need to take sleeping pills and put your phone in the toilet
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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