so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
How's work?
Spinning.
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I mean, I already put pants on today. We're already halfway there
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
Randomize
