Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
hows a nice way to say "yeah i would go to your dorm, but it's snowing and I know you're not going to blow me, so what's the point"?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
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