you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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